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Pet death

My step-auntie Doris had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Maggie eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮

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