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Pet death

My step-auntie Doris had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Daisy eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍

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