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Pet death

My step-auntie Doris had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Bella eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍

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