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Pet death

My step-auntie Doris had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Akira eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻

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