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Pet death

My step-auntie Doris had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Trotsky eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻

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