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Pet death

My step-auntie Doris had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Hufflepuff eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺

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