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Pet death

My step-auntie Doris had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Princess eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺

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