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Pet death

My step-auntie Doris had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Piper eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮

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