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Pet death

My step-auntie Doris had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Oscar eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦

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