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Pet death

My step-auntie Doris had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Dr Wibble eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮

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