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Pet death

My step-auntie Doris had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Ms Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦

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