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Pet death

My step-auntie Doris had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Mr Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻

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