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Pet death

My step-auntie Doris had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Murphy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡

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