Sorry I'm late today

Pet death

My step-auntie Doris had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Lola eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.