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Pet death

My step-auntie Doris had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Teddy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃

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