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Pet death

My step-auntie Doris had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Charlie eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦

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