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Pet death

My step-auntie Doris had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Professor Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖

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