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Pet death

My step-auntie Doris had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Rt Hon Snuffles eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺

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