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Pet death

My step-auntie Doris had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Dr Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏

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