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Pet death

My step-auntie Doris had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Ms Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘

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