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Pet death

My step-auntie Doris had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Mrs Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘

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