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Pet death

My step-auntie Doris had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Worf eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻

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