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Pet death

My step-auntie Doris had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Spock eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃

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