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Pet death

My step-auntie Carol had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Sugar eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡

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