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Pet death
My
step-auntie
Carol
had their beloved pet
canary 🦜
Princess
eaten by
…
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random pathetic excuse
a tiger 🐯
a bear 🐻
an elephant 🐘
a lion 🦁
a turkey 🦃
a hippo 🦛
a lynx 😺
a bull 🐮
a warthog 🐗
a hyena 🐺
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