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Pet death

My step-auntie Carol had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Princess eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗

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