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Pet death

My step-auntie Carol had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Maya eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁

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