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Pet death
My
step-auntie
Carol
had their beloved pet
canary 🦜
Champ
eaten by
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
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a cheetah 😺
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a warthog 🐗
an elephant 🐘
a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝
a turkey 🦃
a hyena 🐺
a bear 🐻
a venomous snake 🐍
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