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Pet death

My step-auntie Carol had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Champ eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮

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