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Pet death

My step-auntie Carol had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Yoda eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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