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Pet death

My step-auntie Carol had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Murphy eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺

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