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Pet death

My step-auntie Carol had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Thor eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘

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