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Pet death

My step-auntie Carol had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Squishy eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗

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