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Pet death

My step-auntie Carol had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Professor Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏
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