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Pet death

My step-auntie Carol had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Rt Hon Sparkles eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁

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