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Pet death

My step-auntie Carol had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Dr Sparkles eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛

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