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Pet death

My step-auntie Carol had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Miss Sparkles eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖

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