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Pet death

My step-auntie Carol had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Ms Sparkles eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏

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