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Pet death

My step-auntie Carol had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Mrs Sparkles eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯

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