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Pet death

My step-auntie Carol had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Mr Sparkles eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘

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