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Pet death

My step-auntie Carol had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Simpkins eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖

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