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Pet death

My step-auntie Carol had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Bilbo eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖

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