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Pet death

My step-auntie Carol had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Misty eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛

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