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Pet death

My step-auntie Carol had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Gizmo eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺

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