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Pet death

My step-auntie Carol had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Professor Cuddles eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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