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Pet death

My step-auntie Carol had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Rt Hon Cuddles eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘

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