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Pet death

My step-auntie Carol had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Miss Cuddles eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯

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