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Pet death

My step-auntie Carol had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Ms Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺

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