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Pet death

My step-auntie Carol had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Mrs Cuddles eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻

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