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Pet death

My step-auntie Carol had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Tilly eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊

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