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Pet death

My step-auntie Carol had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Lola eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯

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