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Pet death

My step-auntie Carol had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Professor Stink eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺

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